Run Camp Imposes Restrictions on Serendipity

With word spreading rapidly through Run Camp that the "Pink Puffers are on a tear," Central Command today brought sanctions against Serendipity, its coach, several lieutenants, the sergeant-at-arms and its highest ranking officer, Brigadeer General Angie "Hotfoot" Wiersema.

Hotfoot's New Shoes

"Had we known this was going to happen," said organizer Janeen Docsa, "we wouldn't have allowed gang signs." Docsa said that post-run activities and "liberal" email exchanges resulted in the sanctions, including:

-- No more than three camp email postings per camper per day;
-- No drinking before 10 a.m. on Saturdays;
-- Limited references to Matt's undergarments or proposed undergarments; and
-- Only medical references to bursa.

Coach Lam said he saw the restrictions coming, but didn't feel that Serendipity morale would suffer. "Not as long as we have our colors to fly and our Rose Quartz implants."