Chief Eagle Foot Vetoes 'Squirrelfoot' Induction

"I know this isn't a good time to come down on my team," said Chief Eagle Foot, "but I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop this reckless 'Squirrelfoot' action in its tracks. Squirrelfoot is nuts and I thought everyone knew it." The invitation to join Serendipity was pulled from the Chicago River, where it was being soaked by the United States Postal Service. It was never delivered.

Said CEF, having served on the Run Camp Screening Committee, "he's tried every conceivable scheme to come on board, but when you see it often enough, you understand the pattern. Quite frankly, I'm not only sick of it, but a little embarrassed that our screening committee didn't see through it."