Puffers Set Season Record For Consciousness

Although the record was tainted by the fact that it was the shortest Puffer party on record, Serendipity set a new season mark for most Puffers conscious for the longest period of time on Saturday.

"Seven puffers awake for almost two hours," remarked hostess Bobbie Lam. "From what I've heard, this is amazing." Lam confessed that hubby Blaine went long on the orange juice and tomato juice in the drinks and watered down the syrup "ever so slightly."

Puffers were also dazzled by Pippi's boa and Duckfoot's "purty shoes," very likely factors in the record-setting session.

The previous record was set on the Kal-Haven Trail.