Strawberry Waffle Vote "Rigged", Pippi Alleges
"Just because I went to Florida and then came up with an alternative to potatoes and eggs, I'm being punished," said Pippi Longstockingfoot after she learned that early voting in the Strawberry Waffle Poll had Puffers leaning toward potatoes and eggs.
"I'm not saying the voting is rigged. OK, well, yes I am saying it's rigged. I just don't know who's rigging it," said Longstockingfoot. "I just want to see justice done.
Puffers, spies, moles and their consorts are expected to RSVP by blog or email regarding
A) Whether they will attend the post-run event Saturday at Coach Eagle Foot's house (2527 Broadway); and
B) Whether they'd prefer
A) Potatoes and eggs or
B) One of the following
A) Waffles with Strawberries or
B) One of the following
A) Stawberries with Waffles or
B) One of the following
A) Whipped cream on Waffles or
B) One of the following
A) Whipped Cream on Strawberries or
B) One of the following
A) Bloody Mary's or
B) One of the following
A) Martinis or
B) Mimosas.
Vote now!
3 Comments:
What, no whipped cream-topped Bloody Marys? I was hoping for that or maybe some kind of potato/whipped cream/martini combo.
You guys are worse than marathoners.
You can check some of the above, but not all of the above.
SHOW SOME LEADERSHIP!!!!!
Oink, oink
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