Mascot Missing; Puffers Fear The Obvious

Everyone's a little confused about roles, gestation periods and the like, but no one was confused by the absence Saturday both of the Easter Bunny and Puffer the Mascot.

"Wake up and smell the coffee people," said Mary "Beep Beep" Vajgrt at the post-run party where Puffer was more than noticeably absent Saturday. "It doesn't take a medical degree to know the birds and the bees don't have anything up on the fish and the rabbits. I knew we were spawning disaster when we let those two get together."

After being fired from Lam & Associates, Puffer was last seen at the East Main Grille, drinking martinis and eating, well, just chips.