Last Supper Club Suspensions Announced

Phyllis Leadfoot Florian and Shani Granitefoot Iuni have been suspended from all Serendipity activities through the end of Lent.

"This should not be confused with an act of religious judgmentalism," said Chief Eagle Foot upon his return from Miami. "This is simply a way for me to flex my coaching muscles, you know, get back into the swing of wielding power. I figure the self-imposed restrictions on these members of the Serendipity Supper Club are severe enough that this won't cause a hardship. Lent ends on Holy Thursday and the Puffers are expected back for Saturday's run at the Borgess Health & Fitness Center.