Chief Eagle Foot Gets ManPurse; Looking for Belt and Other Accessories

With Puffers continuing to apply pressure, Chief Eagle Foot today purchased his first purse since the 1970s.

"This speaks volume about my identity," said CEF, "but only to select individuals." The coach was poring over catalogues, looking for a belt to match, "but you can't find anything under $50, and do people really look to see if your belt matches your handbag anyway? I thought it was belt and SHOES."

Troubling the Serendipty leader as well was the fact that the investment comes at a time he's entertaining other coaching offers. "That's not too significant, because I'd be expecting a big buyout, and that should more than cover a wardrobe change."