Puffer Terrorizes Florida Trailer Park

The Serendipy mascot was nowhere to be found Sunday following an unexplained "bird thrashing" in central Florida, where Puffer has been partying for weeks.

"I did hear from my sister that Puffer was pretty out of control," said Pippi Longstocking Foot, "but we weren't aware that Puffer had a violent side." Puffer tanked near the end of Run Camp and failed to show for the Borgess Run for the Health of It. Puffer was last seen heading for Key West.