Puffer, Why Don't You Just Turn Yourself In?

Is Puffer On the Sauce? Florida Pharmacies Have Posted Puffer Alerts


Dissension broke out in the ranks of Serendipity today as team leaders formed a “Florida task force” to find Puffer the mascot.

“Oh, yeah, right. Task force. Sure. You betcha. Task force,” said a disgusted Phyllis Leadfoot Florian, who feels that Brigadier General Angie “Hotfoot” Wiersma’s approach to Puffer’s ills is “punitive.”

“Call it what it is,” said Leadfoot. “It’s a posse. You’ve got a Puffer posse on your hands. We need a more humane approach. Puffer needs our help, not our scorn.”

In light of Puffer’s ramblings in Florida, which included the reported theft of drugs from a Key Largo hospital pharmacy, most Pink Puffers are still supportive of Hotfoot’s efforts to track down the marauding mascot.

“These namby-pamby bleeding hearts just don’t get it, do they?” said Hotfoot in defense of her quest to bring Puffer back into the mainstream. “Besides, I’ve paid my leadership dues here and as long as I’ve got the authority, I’m calling the shots. Puffer’s going down.”