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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Hotfoot: "It's Out of My Hands Now"

No sooner had Angie Hotfoot Wiersma's Posse been formed than thousands were fleeing their homes in Florida, while sheriff's deputies combed the countryside for arson suspect, Puffer.

"We think Puffer is headed for the low country, possibly water," said Sheriff Byron Mayweather of New Smyrna Beach. Florida Governor Jeb Bush declared a state of emergency and issued a "shoot to kill" order that prompted Phyllis Leadfoot Florian to pack for Florida "to beg for clemency if necessary."

Meanwhile Hotfoot "called off the dogs" on the private search for the pyromaniac. "We'll cooperate with authorities," said Hotfoot. "If they run out of gas and give up, we may regroup."


"Search every outhouse, henhouse, Puffer house . . ."

1 Comments:

Blogger Today's Blogger said...

Like may not be a strong enough word, Ms. BG.

12:20 PM  

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